After disciplining the delegates who got back row places in the opening numbers at Miss Universe, Miss USA and Miss Teen, we thought all was well. Well, not so. The delegates in the Miss World studies program decided to organize their own protest venue. Having to face a pageant future with no real interview segment they decided to turn back the clock to another time. 1970 to be exact - the year of the "Meat Market" smear - and reminded of us of that pageant at Prince Albert Hall, in London (picture of protesters being removed from the venue above). Emulating that fateful night where they pelted host Bob Hope with smoke bombs, bags of flour and stink bombs, they set upon our beloved cafeteria matron, Madge, in a rage of guerrila warfare. We know who the culprits are and in order to stay in Beauty School they will have to explain in their native language and in Polish the logic of Eric Morley's scoring system and also name the official sponsor of the Miss World Pageant in 1957.
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