Beauty School classes officially start on Monday, so the campus is abuzz with excitement and confusion as the students start arriving this weekend. To help out our incoming class we issue a "Student Orientation" guide. It is full of important information and maps on how to find the "Lousie Drevenstam Hair Dressing Salon", the "Alicia Machado Snack Bar" and the "Madhu Sapre Sports Arena. For the cover of our "Student Orientation" guide we chose "Miss Hospitality 1967", Shelly Macy Sharpe. As Miss Hospitality at the Miss USA and Miss Universe Pageant of 1967 she acted as "..a companion and friend to the assembled beauty delegates" in Miami Beach. She had to compete for the title against 4 other candidates and her prizes for winning included a leather scrapbook, a box of hoisery, white evening gloves and a package of Miss Universe Panties!!! Hey we don't make this stuff up. Just like we'd like to see the return of the "Little Sisters" we'd also like to see the return of " Miss Hospitality."
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