BORIS IS BACK AND THE POLLS ARE WIDE OPEN!

Boris is back, and the polls are wide open for BMOC 2010! Cast your vote now for your personal favorite! The winner will receive a massive, huge package of prizes, including a Yamaha Campus 60!

BTW, Dean Harris found Boris at a motel on Highway 1, near the IHOP (see iphone photo below of Boris waking up at the motel - note that he has two cells phones - one phone is for business-only calls; the other is for other business-only calls, if you know what I mean. He is a Security Guard, after all, and can go all night). Call the pole-dancin', poll-watchin' Boris on his business-only number if you see any monkey business at the polls.