BEAUTY SCHOOL BODYGUARD

April 29th, 2009
From the Desk of Hedda Hunter,
Human Resources Manager,
Beauty School

I am all too pleased to announce that Boris Jelinić is Beauty School's new Security Officer and personal Bodyguard for Deans Di Maggio and Harris. Please see the photo above - if you see this man on campus, protecting us all from the likes of fur-coat haters, women libbers, and Miss California USA 2009, please give him a kiss (and remember, he kisses boys, too).

Sincerely,

Hedda Hunter