Seeing as how the U.S. Democratic party nominee has been selected, Lorraine, our beloved if somewhat ditzy librarian, reminded the Deans that they have never announced the winner of our class celebrity for best hair. And Lorraine was correct. The problem was Lorraine had misplaced the ballot box. She stumbled upon it in the library stacks in the 'History of Ratting Ones Hair' section. So we finally announce the winner, none other than Myriam Stocco, Miss France 1971 who competed on the Alberto VO5 ticket. "Vive La France."
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