CLASS FLIRT

The "Class Celebrities" competition has turned out to be a major event on campus. Students are putting up posters all across campus and on the web to rally support for their favorites. Our next honoree simply took this competition hands down. We left it to the students in the Department of Comportment, one of the hardest classes to get into, to make this decision. The Department of Comportment has the highest standards and is the only class on campus with a dress code. All students must dress in white gowns with matching opera gloves. All classes are filmed in black and white kinescope so that the esteemed faculty can evaluate each student's performance. Last night the students were tasked with selecting Beauty School's "Class Flirt." With books balanced on their heads as they descended the staircase, each delegate cast their ballot. The results were stunning, the decision was unanimous. At Miss Universe 1997, this Baltic beauty blatantly flirted with the press, the emcee, George Hamilton, and the audience. We are of course talking about Miss Estonia 1997, Kristiina Heinmets, who single-handedly banished the word "shy" from our vocabulary. Cheers, Kristiina!!